Official-ish postal service · Est. last Tuesday

Free postcards from somewhere on Earth. probably.

Give us your email and Gerald, our most qualified pigeon, will fly a random postcard picture from anywhere in the world straight to your inbox. You can also draw one and mail it to Gerald. He'd like that.

Form 27-B · Procedure

How it works

  1. You hand over an inbox

    One email address. Gerald memorizes it by pecking it into a cracker.

  2. Gerald throws a dart at a map

    Wherever it lands, that's where your postcard comes from. Last week it was a parking lot in Belgium. It was lovely.

  3. A postcard lands in your inbox

    A real picture from a real place, delivered by email. Occasionally slightly damp.

Form 6-D · Outgoing art

Draw a postcard for Gerald

He has a nest. He has a fridge (don't ask). What he doesn't have is your art.

Paid
by
pigeon
To: Gerald Third pigeonhole from the left Planet Earth (probably)

Form 99 · Frequently asked coos

Questions, answered by Gerald's lawyer

Is Gerald a real pigeon?

Gerald is as real as you need him to be. Legally, he is a "courier entity".

Will you spam me?

No. Gerald can carry one postcard at a time. Newsletters are physically beyond him.

Can I pick where my postcard comes from?

No. Gerald doesn't take requests. He barely takes directions.

Where does my drawing go?

Straight to Gerald, who will look at it for an embarrassingly long time.

Isn't Gerald a dove?

Please don't say that around him.